EtherEum is bad

About

$EBEAR is a meme coin that’s all about the bearish energy of the crypto market. It’s built on Ethereum, and yes, even Vitalik didn't give it a nod—how’s that for no seal of approval? There’s no fancy utility here, just a straightforward symbol of the market’s wild ride.

ROADMAP

$EBEAR is for the community, by the community. It’s all about bad vibes, shit memes, and crying whilst riding the market down. We’re planning some terrible events, and who knows—maybe even a shitty airdrop or two. Lots of complex promises, just a shit coin with lots of bear market spirit.

Q1 - BEAR STAMPEDE

Get ready for the Bear Stampede—community events that’ll have you running for a warm hug from your mother.

Q2 - BEAR PARTY

Time to hide from the Bear Party. Expect memes, banter, and maybe even some shit giveaways.

Q3 - VITALIK’S BEAR RIDE

To wrap up the year, we’ve got Vitalik’s Bear Ride. No one knows what it is, not even Vitalik, but it’s bound to be terrible. Maybe he’ll ride a naked midget, maybe we’ll all just share really shit AI Art — it’s anyone’s guess!